Dwarf on the Intarweb - Chris Barrie

Yes indeed, boys and girls, in today’s “Dwarf on the Intarweb” I take time to tell Chris Barrie (or whoever else is going to read my loose-brained philippics) what I think is wrong with his website, on his birthday. His special day. On which he is supposed to feel nice and have good things happen to him, along with cake and ice cream and greeting cards.

In other news, I am a horrible person.

But that’s not going to actually stop me.

Dwarf on the Intarweb - Norman Lovett

In this week’s installment of “Dwarf on the Intarweb” I nitpick at and bitch about Norman Lovett’s online presence. Really, that sounds more fun than it actually is.

Dwarf on the Intarweb - Tony Hawks

I actually came up with this idea a long time ago, before the Holoship even got off the ground. Well, to be honest, not so much “came up with” as “saw a several-years-old article at Groovetown about Dwarfy websites and figured ‘Hey, someone needs to do that again!’”. So I dug through my RD folder in my bookmarks and took notes on the better known — and not so well known — web presences of some important Dwarfy people and places.

Zarking fardwarks.

My copy of Rob Grant’s Fat has been delayed. Got the email in my inbox not an hour ago. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to drown my sorrows in a jynnan tonnyx. I mean…almighty foonting Zarquon, of all the…Belgium!

An Open Letter to Chris Barrie

**ahemhemhemhem**

Lookit my new shiny thing!

…Well, it is kinda shiny, but it’s only shiny on the cover so you can’t see it in this photo. I’m talking about the books I ordered a coupla days ago, two of which arrived today–Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers and Better Than Life. (With any luck Backwards should be arriving soon.)