[gloat]I might be getting Brittas! Yeah![/gloat]

Yeah, you read that title right. It’s altogether possible that I might get to view me some Brittas Empire in the (admittedly indefinite) future. This might almost make up for being subjected to On The Up.

Almost.

Yeeeaahhhh, yoooowwww…

that’s mine **spritzspritz** , this is mine **spritz** , all this **spritzspritzspritz** is mine.

Hey, this has been a pretty good day. I’ve eaten five times, I’ve slept six times, and I’ve made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I’m gonna see if I can’t have sex with something!

A place of wonder, excitement, and…wonder.

Hello and welcome aboard the Enlightenment! Hope everything is to your liking. (**hands Visitor a glass**) Salut. I hope to devote this small and humble corner of the Internet to reviews, analysis, commentary and other pseudo-intellectual codswallop about the television series Red Dwarf.