Dwarf on the Intarweb - Chris Barrie update

Okay, Chris, so you finally updated your website. Now that your site’s joined everyone else here in 2007/2008, I take back some of the lousy things I said about you not updating in a dog’s age.

Now just keep it up. Oh, and one thing — thanks very much for the lovely new Gallery pics, but dump the stupid Flash interface. Please. I stand firm on it being thoroughly useless and irritating. Maybe if you get rid of it you can upload more than twelve pictures! ‘Cos I think that’d be just great.

SuperHappy FunTime Update!: Whoever finally updated and corrected this (boldface and italics mine):

COPYRIGHT 2008 CHRIS BARRIE ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
All other copyrights and trademarks are property of their prospective owners

Thank you.

Dwarf on the Intarweb - Howard Goodall

Ha HA! I’ll bet you all — okay, you both — thought I was dead or something, didn’t you?

Well, I wasn’t. I did, however, discover classic Doctor Who, and, well, Tom Baker, and his hair, and his lovely voice…well, I got sort of…distracted, see. I mean, Tom Baker. Come on. You can’t fault me. It’s Tom Baker.

Dwarf on the Intarweb - Chris Barrie

Yes indeed, boys and girls, in today’s “Dwarf on the Intarweb” I take time to tell Chris Barrie (or whoever else is going to read my loose-brained philippics) what I think is wrong with his website, on his birthday. His special day. On which he is supposed to feel nice and have good things happen to him, along with cake and ice cream and greeting cards.

In other news, I am a horrible person.

But that’s not going to actually stop me.

Dwarf on the Intarweb - Norman Lovett

In this week’s installment of “Dwarf on the Intarweb” I nitpick at and bitch about Norman Lovett’s online presence. Really, that sounds more fun than it actually is.

Dwarf on the Intarweb - Tony Hawks

I actually came up with this idea a long time ago, before the Holoship even got off the ground. Well, to be honest, not so much “came up with” as “saw a several-years-old article at Groovetown about Dwarfy websites and figured ‘Hey, someone needs to do that again!’”. So I dug through my RD folder in my bookmarks and took notes on the better known — and not so well known — web presences of some important Dwarfy people and places.