Zarking fardwarks.

My copy of Rob Grant’s Fat has been delayed. Got the email in my inbox not an hour ago. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to drown my sorrows in a jynnan tonnyx. I mean…almighty foonting Zarquon, of all the…Belgium!

An Open Letter to Chris Barrie

**ahemhemhemhem**

RD II–”Thanks for the Memory”, or Arnold Rimmer, Sentimental Fool

Yes indeedy — I’m reviewing another Rimmer-centered episode. Why? Because I can.

[gloat]I might be getting Brittas! Yeah![/gloat]

Yeah, you read that title right. It’s altogether possible that I might get to view me some Brittas Empire in the (admittedly indefinite) future. This might almost make up for being subjected to On The Up.

Almost.