What Happened to the Cat?

I know it’s been a while since my last article. Sorry about that. My excuse this time is that I’ve been — erm, not downloading and listening to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy radio show. It’s quite entertaining stuff, this, and it’s taught me a lot:

(1) Mark Wing-Davey is, hands down and bar none, the perfect Zaphod Beeblebrox. Sam Rockwell’s movie version had been disappointing enough before I heard this; he hardly even exists to me now.

(b) “Journey of the Sorceror”, as a piece of music, is really really cool. I wish I could find it somewhere that wasn’t on the soundtrack to that damn movie version…(Hint, hint.)

Yeeeaahhhh, yoooowwww…

that’s mine **spritzspritz** , this is mine **spritz** , all this **spritzspritzspritz** is mine.

Hey, this has been a pretty good day. I’ve eaten five times, I’ve slept six times, and I’ve made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I’m gonna see if I can’t have sex with something!

RD IV–”DNA”, or Kryten’s Adventures Among the Humans

Yessirreebob, just when you thought I’d never get around to doing anything that didn’t involve a transparent excuse to think lewd thoughts about Chris Barrie, I struck again, this time to offer my thoughts about an episode featuring Robert Llewellyn unmasked and talking about his penis. (Which is a real bucket of cold water over those Chris Barrie-related thoughts, lemme tell you.)

Anyway. On to the reviewerizing, shall we?